We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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