By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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