You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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