Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
