I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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