just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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