wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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