He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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