we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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