My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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