Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Can I color on your dick again?
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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