absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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