I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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