Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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