I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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