So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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