what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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