butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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