There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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