she looked like the before picture.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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