just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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