I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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