Its about making memories worth repressing
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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