The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My vagina just clenched in fear
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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