we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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