Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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