Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
If I die, sorry about rent.
Randomize
