So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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