just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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