But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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