defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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