Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
This house was built for laser tag.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
i've created a new STD.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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