your room smells of hookers.
And success
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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