Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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