I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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