I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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