It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
Randomize
