Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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