White coat. Heels.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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