I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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