summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
My balls are so social today.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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