Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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