OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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