Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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