only if we run a train.
done.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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