i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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