whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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