Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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