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I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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