I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
