So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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